In the Interests of Health and Safety Can Patrons Kindly Supervise Their Children at all Times

In a room of questionable hygiene; in the dark of a fairy dell; in the tinkling omnipresence of ice cream and the alluring uncovered well… A place where children’s lives are unbounded by constant adult surveillance and all dominant generational power relations are destroyed. Do you dare to join us in our new world order? Featuring very special dancers and very loud music, be prepared to come on in and raise Merry Hell. Are we living the dream or embodying the nightmare?

Notes: Contains strong language and images of children adulting

Performed at Assembly Rooms as part of Made in Scotland 2022.